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For years, we’ve know that this day would come, and yet somehow kept it in the back of our minds. While the Collective had been on hiatus for a couple of years, Sunday’s tragedy necessitates comment. The King of Comedy, … Continue reading
Hot on the heels of the recent Cocker/Lewis (the Cat)/Herrmann triad, the new year is off to a somber start as Mario Cuomo has taken Elly May Clampett just two days into 2015. His motivations were obvious. Code Orange for … Continue reading
After wasting the life that Shirley Temple had granted him, Robin Williams used his tragic pick to take one of the more vulernable celebrities, Lauren Bacall. In light of her passing, a Code Red was issued for Kirk Douglas. However, … Continue reading
It appears that CDT heavy-hitter James Gandolfini has set his sights on Nelson Mandela. The Cooperative is keeping a close eye on events. Mandela to Code Red.
Never bashful about his liberalism, Roger Ebert made a statement in death taking down conservative icon Margaret Thatcher. Less clear is why the Iron Lady would take out loveable Mouseketeer Annette Funnicello, but one can only conclude that it was … Continue reading
In a stunning turn of events, 70’s sitcom icon Bonnie Franklin (who famously shunned underwear on the set), has taken Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. Details to follow.