Paterno/Farentino/Hegyes

JoePa has dispatched fellow Italian-American James Farentino via the CDT portal. The dandy Farentino was certainly no favorite of JoePa after his stalking of Tina Sinatra. JoePa, a gentlemen, if not a gentle man, even in death. Farentino has retaliated by taking Juan Epstein (also known to some as Robert Hegyes). Farentino viewed the world through the lens of 1970’s TV, a time when his frequent guest appearances had made him a household name. From his perspective, how better to get back at a coach than to take a famous “sweathog.”

It appears that the Mayan Winter of Celebrity Death is upon us.

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2 Responses to Paterno/Farentino/Hegyes

  1. Funkentelic says:

    This Mayan Winter of Celebrity Death promises to rival the infamous Summer of Celebrity Death (as first revealed here, and later parodied on “South Park.”

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