JoePa has dispatched fellow Italian-American James Farentino via the CDT portal. The dandy Farentino was certainly no favorite of JoePa after his stalking of Tina Sinatra. JoePa, a gentlemen, if not a gentle man, even in death. Farentino has retaliated by taking Juan Epstein (also known to some as Robert Hegyes). Farentino viewed the world through the lens of 1970’s TV, a time when his frequent guest appearances had made him a household name. From his perspective, how better to get back at a coach than to take a famous “sweathog.”
It appears that the Mayan Winter of Celebrity Death is upon us.
This Mayan Winter of Celebrity Death promises to rival the infamous Summer of Celebrity Death (as first revealed here, and later parodied on “South Park.”
I am frankly worried that the end is near. I believe that I will smoke more.