Dr. Death, Jack Kevorkian taken by Clarise Taylor

Clarise Taylor” K-Vorks” K-Vork.

Though his health was reportedly improving, Dr. Death, Jacob “Jack” Kevorkian was taken this morning by Sesame Street veteran and Cosby granny Clarise Taylor. Surely Kevorkian’s controversial actions and ultimate crimes offended the 93 year old Taylor’s conservative values regarding the sanctity of life.

Most intriguing is the question of who will be snatched up by Mad Jack. MEC has elevated Pacino to an “Orange” and Zsa Zsa Gabor remains at “Red”. The MEC is monitoring all of its sources to bring our viewers the latest news

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